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The Unofficial House Rules For

President (Scum)

DRINKING RULES & PENALTIES

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Full List of House Rules

EncyclopediaUpdated: January 2026

The ultimate collection of adult house rules and drinking penalties for President (Scum). We’ve curated the best ways to fix boring gameplay using mechanics from the world’s rudest card game.

Class Warfare
President can order Scum to drink anytime.
The Tax
Scum must refill President's drink.
Revolution
If 4-of-a-kind is played, hierarchy inverts immediately. Ex-President drinks.
Vice-Presidential Pardon
VP can save one person from drinking per round.
Social Security
Using a 2 to clear requires a 'Social' toast.
Pass and Sip
If you pass your turn, take a sip.
Eye Aversion
Scum cannot look President in the eye. Penalty: Drink.
The Dictator
President makes a rule for the round (e.g., 'No thumbs').
Coup d'Etat
If Scum wins a hand, President finishes their vessel.
Secret Service
One player is designated 'Secret Service'—if President drinks, they must drink too.

How To Play

  1. Setup: Arrange the game of President (Scum) as normal.
  2. Inject: Press the "Spice It Up" button whenever the game gets boring or someone takes a turn.
  3. Obey: Perform the rule or drink the penalty.
  4. Repeat: Continue until there is a clear winner or everyone forgets the rules.

FAQ

What are the best drinking rules for President (Scum)?

Common rules include: "Class Warfare" and "The Tax". Check the full list above for more chaos.

Is this official?

No. This is an unofficial add-on to make President (Scum) more adult-oriented.

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