The Unofficial Rule Injector

The Unofficial House Rules For

Go Fish

DRINKING RULES & PENALTIES

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Full List of House Rules

EncyclopediaUpdated: January 2026

The ultimate collection of adult house rules and drinking penalties for Go Fish. We’ve curated the best ways to fix boring gameplay using mechanics from the world’s rudest card game.

Fishing License
Being told 'Go Fish' costs 1 sip.
The Aquarium
Complete a book? The table drinks.
Goldfish Memory
Ask for a card you just asked for? Finish your drink.
Liar, Liar
If caught lying about having a card, take a shot.
Bait
If you draw the card you asked for from the deck, assign a drink.
Feeding Time
If you give up a card, you can tell the asker to drink.
Empty Net
Run out of cards? Drink to refill your hand.
Shark Attack
Aces allow you to steal a random card from a player, but you must drink.
School of Fish
If 3 people ask for the same rank in a round, everyone drinks.
Trophy Catch
The winner makes the loser wear a 'fish hat' (or silly object) for the next game.

How To Play

  1. Setup: Arrange the game of Go Fish as normal.
  2. Inject: Press the "Spice It Up" button whenever the game gets boring or someone takes a turn.
  3. Obey: Perform the rule or drink the penalty.
  4. Repeat: Continue until there is a clear winner or everyone forgets the rules.

FAQ

What are the best drinking rules for Go Fish?

Common rules include: "Fishing License" and "The Aquarium". Check the full list above for more chaos.

Is this official?

No. This is an unofficial add-on to make Go Fish more adult-oriented.

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