The Unofficial Rule Injector

The Unofficial House Rules For

Chess

DRINKING RULES & PENALTIES

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Full List of House Rules

EncyclopediaUpdated: January 2026

The ultimate collection of adult house rules and drinking penalties for Chess. We’ve curated the best ways to fix boring gameplay using mechanics from the world’s rudest card game.

Shot Chess
Captured pieces are taken as shots (Pawn=Sip, Queen=Shot).
Checkmate Chug
Loser finishes drink.
The Clock
Time runs out? Drink for every second over.
Castling Toast
Castle? Both players clink glasses and sip.
Pawn Promotion
Promote a pawn? Opponent finishes drink.
En Passant
Perform En Passant? Opponent takes a shot (for being tricky).
Check
Put someone in check? They sip.
Touch Move
Touch a piece and change mind? Drink.
Queen Sacrifice
Lose your Queen? Finish your vessel immediately.
Stalemate
Both players finish drinks.

How To Play

  1. Setup: Arrange the game of Chess as normal.
  2. Inject: Press the "Spice It Up" button whenever the game gets boring or someone takes a turn.
  3. Obey: Perform the rule or drink the penalty.
  4. Repeat: Continue until there is a clear winner or everyone forgets the rules.

FAQ

What are the best drinking rules for Chess?

Common rules include: "Shot Chess" and "Checkmate Chug". Check the full list above for more chaos.

Is this official?

No. This is an unofficial add-on to make Chess more adult-oriented.

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