The Unofficial House Rules For
Chess
DRINKING RULES & PENALTIESReady to ruin the game?
Full List of House Rules
EncyclopediaUpdated: January 2026
The ultimate collection of adult house rules and drinking penalties for Chess. We’ve curated the best ways to fix boring gameplay using mechanics from the world’s rudest card game.
- Shot Chess
- Captured pieces are taken as shots (Pawn=Sip, Queen=Shot).
- Checkmate Chug
- Loser finishes drink.
- The Clock
- Time runs out? Drink for every second over.
- Castling Toast
- Castle? Both players clink glasses and sip.
- Pawn Promotion
- Promote a pawn? Opponent finishes drink.
- En Passant
- Perform En Passant? Opponent takes a shot (for being tricky).
- Check
- Put someone in check? They sip.
- Touch Move
- Touch a piece and change mind? Drink.
- Queen Sacrifice
- Lose your Queen? Finish your vessel immediately.
- Stalemate
- Both players finish drinks.
How To Play
- Setup: Arrange the game of Chess as normal.
- Inject: Press the "Spice It Up" button whenever the game gets boring or someone takes a turn.
- Obey: Perform the rule or drink the penalty.
- Repeat: Continue until there is a clear winner or everyone forgets the rules.
FAQ
What are the best drinking rules for Chess?
Common rules include: "Shot Chess" and "Checkmate Chug". Check the full list above for more chaos.
Is this official?
No. This is an unofficial add-on to make Chess more adult-oriented.